Trust the Jack
Does anyone know Dan and Phil’s address?
okay no offense but your stalking skills could do with a little more finesse
(Source: sempiturtlee, via thats-not-what-your-mum-said)
YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
Do British people not drink ice tea as much as Americans do? What do they drink during the summer?
tea
But it’s hot…only tea
there are no other drinks
only tea
Wait… What if you don’t like tea?then the weak die
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
(Source: whorville, via thats-not-what-your-mum-said)
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit
(Source: sharonosbourne, via thats-not-what-your-mum-said)
“losing followers”
or
as i like to call it
“narrowing down the list of people who are invited to a wicked awesome party with a bouncy castle and water slide and ice cream”
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
you could chop my arms off and i’d still find a way to use the internet
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
(Source: tasting-life-again, via thats-not-what-your-mum-said)
